Elon Musk to Partner with Gurugram Property Dealer, Will Sell Plots on Mars


In a groundbreaking development (literally), billionaire Elon Musk has reportedly agreed to collaborate with a Gurugram-based property dealer to sell plots on Mars. Here are the key developments in this cosmic real estate venture:


1.      Initial Skepticism: Musk was hesitant when first approached by Dream Properties, pointing out that humans are still at least 30 years away from landing on Mars. However, Dream Properties had an airtight response.


2.      The Winning Pitch: The property dealer reportedly convinced Musk by saying, “We sell apartments in Gurugram, promising delivery in three years, but they usually take eight to ten years to complete. For Mars, it’s fine if we book now and the grandson finally gets to see his piece of land. If nothing works, we can always generate AI videos of Mars and show people what their plot ‘could’ look like.”


3.      Reality Check in Gurugram: Musk was finally convinced after being taken on a ride to explore Gurugram’s property market. Upon witnessing the state of delayed projects and sky-high prices, he reportedly muttered, “If people buy this, they’ll definitely buy Mars.”


4.      A Radical Career Move: Musk is now considering selling all his companies—except SpaceX, which will transport buyers to their Martian plots. “Why waste time competing with BYD in EVs or posting all day on X just to keep X alive? It’s better to work a few hours on weekends, catch a few idiot fish, and go home.” He reportedly told his friend Donald Trump over dinner.


5.      DOGE or Mars?: Musk is also weighing whether to continue his work on DOGE—Department of Government Efficiency. “A few million saved here and there is nothing. Imagine selling plots on Mars—huge land, huge buyers, especially in India. Let’s focus there, let’s leave this land for the leftists,” he tried to convince Trump.


With pre-bookings set to open soon, prospective buyers are advised to start saving now—or just wait for AI-generated proof of ownership.

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